Crime And Funishment
“Break the rules. Face the funishment.”
A deck of funishments for rule-breakers, losers, or just because. Part of Fugly's Mayhem Machine.
2+ players
Varies
14+
How It Works
When someone breaks a rule, loses a round, or the table just wants to see someone suffer — draw a funishment card. The offender must perform whatever the card says. Acceptance speeches, cartoon voices, chair ballet, dad jokes on demand.
Perfect For
Punishing cheaters (or just your friends)
Adding physical comedy to any game
Getting people out of their chairs
Making rule violations actually entertaining
Finally, actual consequences for cheating at board games.
Serve the table as a butler for 3 rounds — nice voice required
Count like a vampire: "TWO! Ahh ahh!"
Wear a tin foil hat to reduce your conspiracy theorist sentence
Write LOSER on your forehead (washable ink only)
What's in the Box
52 Standard Cards
2 Bonus Cards
15 Blank Cards
Performance & Physical Funishments
See the cards
Flip through a preview of the deck
Ready to face funishment?
© 2026 Full Uproar Games, Inc. All rights reserved.Crime And Funishment, Fugly's Mayhem Machine, and all card names, text, and artwork are the intellectual property of Full Uproar Games, Inc. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the manufacturers of any third-party games.