How To Play
Crime And Funishment
"Break the rules. Face the funishment."
What's In The Box
Setup
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Choose which decks are in play
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Shuffle the deck and place it face down within reach
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The table decides when cards are drawn and played
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Start your regular game as normal
Gameplay
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When someone deserves a funishment, they draw a card
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Read the funishment aloud and perform it immediately
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Funishments can be assigned for rule-breaking, losing, or just because
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If a card cannot (or should not) be completed, chuck it and draw another one
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Whenever anything is confusing or in doubt, use table majority to decide
Winning
Same as your base game. Funishments are just consequences — hilarious, embarrassing consequences.
Pro Tips
Party games work best, but most games work if you're willing to be clever in how you apply the cards
Not every card will work perfectly — let the table decide how to handle ambiguity or just draw another one
Some games will require interpretation. The more you play, the more your squad develops house rules
Have fun! If it's not fun, you're doing it wrong
Quick Reference
When someone breaks a rule, loses a round, or the table just wants to see someone suffer — draw a funishment card. The offender must perform whatever the card says. Acceptance speeches, cartoon voices, chair ballet, dad jokes on demand.