Dumbest Ways To Win

Dumbest Ways To Win

Break any tie in the dumbest way possible.

Because the person who wins should probably deserve it — but they won't.

$20.00
Pre-orders open in May 1, 2026

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The Story

Ridiculous, unexpected, and often humiliating alternate win conditions for the games you already love.

Perfect for breaking ties, settling close calls, or flipping victory on its head when winning starts feeling too predictable. The best player doesn't always win. The most entertaining one does.

If a game has winners, we will find better ones.

Designed by Shawn S Pollock

Art by Robson Teixeira

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Game Features

Add this to games you already own for infinite chaotic possibilities

2+

Perfect for game night with friends and family

Varies

Quick to learn, endless replayability

14+

Challenging gameplay for serious gamers

Easy

Deep strategy with meaningful choices

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